My friend and I went to a local Italian place the other day, and she had no idea what I was talking about when I complained they didn't have the hooker spaghetti.

Not too long ago, I got mine cut shorter than I'd had it in years, and now I'm bored with it short and am willing it to grow faster. I dunno what's changed; I used to have it super-short all the time, and I don't really like having hair past my jawline, but right now I am bored with the short.

I work in a hospital complex spread over about 15 acres, and I know of at least one person who's gotten their foot run over, and one who actually got killed trying to cross the roads around here, because the fuckers just do. not. stop.

Particularly if those SS members were guarding a concentration camp, which is how I read it. 

I am going to a nerd party, otherwise known as a renaissance festival, with a friend of mine! My mom lives out of town, so I just mail her a gift and call her later in the day.

I don't like the balsa wood chopsticks; they're too light and I can't get a proper grip on them.

I would LOVE to see the Pet Shop Boys! But surprise, surprise, it looks like they are coming nowhere near Oklahoma. And who can blame them, really?

Either The Rescuers or a re-release of Bambi.  I was really into The Rescuers for a while, had one of those story-albums, read the Marjory Sharpe books and the whole shebang. My mother & sister both swears they don't have my copies of those books, but I don't believe them.

I have, and yes, she was an amazing asshole. Although I didn't know it was her favourite book to begin with, and then after I did know, it took a couple years to realize that yep, she was an asshole.

So I'm the only nitpicker bothered that actors are compared to thoroughbred mares?

I very distinctly remember thinking, "Just like Jon-Erik!" when they reported Lee's death.

FYI, anyone with a Cinemark theater in your town, they're showing Alien, Wednesday only.

M-O-O-N, that spells Hodor.

Try not to swallow any swords on your way through the garden, Loras!

Whorehouses are never classy, and the person who runs an opulent, successful whorehouse is almost always going to be the least classy person in the joint.  Whores come across as likeable because it's their job.

I'm not sure that assigning him to the King's Guard with all those strapping men would be a punishment for Loras. There's got to be some sword-swallowers there.

Now I misunderstood, thought the wall was just good for staring blankly at.

He knows what happened the last time he overplayed his……..position.

I'd also very much like to see someone mentioning that breaking his word is out-of-character for Robb. He's Ned Stark's heir, and while he doesn't seem to be as stubbornly paladiny as Ned, I have no doubt that he was raised to believe that  breaking his word is right up there on the list of Things Honourable Men Would…

Although I must say, in my experience, when girls get fixated on ~their beautiful wedding~, they focus on exactly the things Loras spoke of, and who the groom is rarely enters the picture.