I love you so much right now. So. very. much.

No
sleep
'til
Cleveland?

Actually, I was kind of hoping they'd cast Elmo as Katy's drunken ex-boyfriend.

Oh, goddamnit
Godfuckingdamnit.

We're La Leche League, and we've approved this message.

Isn't George Stephanopolous Big Bird's imaginary friend?

[Scott], you don't even know why you're apologizing.
Scott: Because I'm hungry, my clothes are smelly, and I'm tired.

Agreed. *wipes eyes*

…especially gingers.

Damn their eyes!

Is fervent shitting the stage just before explosive diarrhea?

@caret: to be fair, it's in his name…

That episode of Dr. Who was heartbreaking.

_____: the Complete _____

Just goes to show you, there's someone for everyone. So if you're currently single, I suggest an 80/20 split of your hours spent on online comment boards. 80% conspiracy-based sites, 20% entertainment-based.

*sniff, sniff* I'mthehardestworkingworkinprogressIknowhahahahahahaha!!!

I believe one should be able to make a citizen's arrest when someone has a nice car, but aren't driving it like it's meant to be driven. The penalty would obviously be the immediate and mandatory trading of the accused's car with the accuser.

Especially since Suspicious Hoodie sold out and got themselves in an M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie, right? They were so much better when they were playing smaller venues. I saw them in a dumbwaiter once and it changed my fucking life, man!

I took mine off and people FINALLY stopped talking about Fantasy bloody Football near my cube…thanks, Sean O'Neal!!

Leighton Meester, wanna kees my seester?