@EVL: may I suggest obtaining a laudanum prescription from your personal physician?

…as are most baked items containing the word "Torte"

Reinvention
I'm glad to finally see someone use the term "reinvented" to describe 3D.

I understand the concept of paid ads…the AV Club's version of the model, however, is making it increasingly NSFW. It's quite difficult to pretend you're working when there are giant clown faces all over the screen. Maybe I just need to look for work in a circus (or apparently children's hospital), nudist colony or…

"This music is slow and fat" is one of the greatest lines in the annals of animated comedy.

Damnit, Beavis, put Mr. Bluevein away!

I'm a woman and I hate women.

May I suggest the last two seasons of "No Reservations"? It's basically Fear Factor for hipster douchebags. I'm not commenting on you personally, Binky…just saying Anthony "RamonesIggyPop" Bourdain is generally acceptable in AVClubby circles. I'm reasonably sure you'll see a goat's head.

Wallet Inspector is the Evan Stone of this thread.

EvelKareebel is obviously a Communist. Returnable bottles are only for college students and their crappy non-beer/furniture made from the cases they're supposed to return.

I've actually used that line on repeat-offender telemarketers.

You don't get to go to Vegas now, Jorge…FUCK. NO.

@Reetty Griboot: Put that away!

Growing up in Birmingham when he did, he'd probably already inhaled a fair number of toxic substances by the time he started his musical career.

It's a collection of comedy vignettes along the same lines as The Kentucky Fried Movie that's well worth checking out, if for no other reason than to increase your awareness of the plight of Black men born with no soul (the musical kind…not the life essence).

Thank you
for the Amazon Women on the Moon clip. I love that bit. "Oooooh! I'm so scared!" Still say it when a DVD won't let me skip past the Interpol warning.

Not if you choose the right Gospel!

It's good to see even the AVClub popping handfulls of Absence of Logic pills when dealing with religion and politics. I used to have to visit 5-10 different web sites a day to get my RDA!

"…anyone who hasn't heard your fun little story probably grew up in Asia or the Middle East."

Your Ripple Blanc, sir…