Geoff Downes could use the royalty checks!

Though Nimrod Antal is actually Hungarian-American, the important thing here is PPfHF is right: Kontroll is fantastic.

::applause::

What happens in Kemijarvi stays in Kemijarvi …especially at Kaamos. "We were just trying to keep warm," you'll tell your friends in the years to come, but we'll all know better.

Can't you just rename it to avoid offending the people two threads prior?

So which one let this whole Dina Lohan thing happen, then?

In Inver Grove Heights there is a brick retaining wall welcoming you to the Heights of Inver Grove. I always got a kick out of that.

…and why isn't there an AV Club poster called "John Cale's Distorted Organ" yet?

Leto's lucky…it's Randy Quaid's brood that reminds me of my family. *puts head down on desk and weeps*

What happened to the "In Depressing Remake News" tagline? If you're trying out new ones:

Maybe he's playing a vampire who hunts Predators…or stares longingly at them, wishing he'd show up on their tracking devices.

If that's the case, he definitely needs the money. I imagine he could go through quite a bit with that nose.

*plays sad song from the end of "The Incredible Hulk" TV show*

To satisfy the Law of 3s…

No, Rowboat…Lake was with Ng, not Lucas.

Son In Law

Also Son In Law

Nicholas is a virulent little slug who isn't on the show for his talent so much as his ability to bitch and whine the show into pseudo-conflict. Perhaps they should have concentrated on making the show interesting through the creativity of the designers and talent required for the challenges, rather than laughable…

If the douche fits…

Peas will be served at every meal.