Coming of age in Minneapolis while actually living in a small town a ways distant, Dead Kennedys and Dead Milkmen will always remind me of summer. At the time it seemed obscure enough to distance ourselves from the shitheels we lived amongst. Driving with the windows down, wondering if anyone around us knew what the…

Resigning from a $50,000+ a year job so you can spend more time with your new wife might be romantic, but posting the information online and "asking" if you're a douche or romantic makes you a severe irritant, which I guess could technically make you a douche.

Landstraen, bringt mich nach Hause,
zu einem Ort wo ich mich wohlfuhle!
Westvirginia
Berg Mama (u/o Mami)
Bringt mich nach Hause,
Landstraen!

Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in…

They use it in England (and some countries in the EU for that matter) all the time to substitute for "significant other," married or not. I think the concept is cool, though in that context it was mostly ironic.

I love the Jack Prescott commercials! I think it was a smart move to go with "This is all I do, and I do it well." in lieu of their original choice, which was "If you can't trust a slightly tipsy lawyer in tinted eyeglasses who advertises on daytime television, who can you trust?" I've not seen the commercial for…

@Sugartits: your userID & avatar make me laugh every single time I read/see them. Makes it very difficult to pretend I'm working. Thank you.

That's precisely why I'm passing…Top Secret. I fucking LOVE that movie. (*ducks thrown copies of Bartlett's Arcane References…black, rectangular-framed eyeglasses*) Real Genius, too. I'm just not sure he has anything left to warrant a pass…it's not like we've not given him ample opportunity for redemption. Granting…

I'll have to disagree, TTFAD…he makes the History Channel a very interesting place, especially on Christian holidays.

Val Kilmer
I don't know if he actually became a worse actor or if he was always dreadful and I just didn't realize it, but he gets my vote. I was such a fan of his early films but as I got older, the movies got shittier, Val got odder (and worse-smelling if you believe the gossip) and I went from considering a…

Encore's not so much a decline as it is Em coasting on a straight stretch with his feet on the dash. He used the same grocery list from MM: Kim hating song? Check. Mom hating song? Check. Homophobia? Check. Song about people hating me because I'm so "in you're face"? Check. Bunch of spoken word clips making fun of…

All these years I thought it was because I didn't understand the show because I'm not from NY (mainly because people from NY kept telling me this)…I feel so happy right now! *bursts into tears*

Eeek…a penis!

Especially the part where JD compares a man possibly having a fatal illness to his "issues" over changing jobs…or the 101 moments when Zack "HDB #1" stares bug-eyed into the camera hoping his eyeballs will get irritated enough to produce a single, well-placed tear.

Didn't your "local" music store eat Hemsing's Deli or is it still tucked away somewhere behind it?

@You See There's This Wall…"I'll disparage: The Wall is only half-good. Too much Roger Waters complaining about being a rock star and not having his phone calls returned. "

Perhaps Noel should have interviewed the guys from Steppenwolf Theatre Company instead…

…except Marshall's charts. That bit was hilarious. :-)

Well, the upside of having the laugh track off during M*A*S*H* is you don't here that hooting guy every 30 seconds. I can imagine it would be jarring at the least, though.

CSI Miami is my favorite CBS sitcom.