A nasturtium is a kind of flower.

True. At this level of investment, I don't think they really expected to get final cut. Their "movies guy" advised them that Wonder Woman would be hot and they threw some cash at it.

Then why do they keep making movies about how slavery was bad?

For me, 1999 was the year it returned, when I was in my mid-20s. I was walking through Target one day and happened to see a display of Star Wars Lego sets. I bought the Snowspeeder and Speeder Bikes sets, and then eagerly binged all the rest a few days later (thank god for credit card debt).

Have we finally reached that age in which someone can be both polyamorous and an "anxiously attached person"?

Wait, I thought China was a hoax made up by global warming.

I got sucked into this trap back in seasons 2 and 3. I hated waiting a week to see what would happen, so I waited until the season ended and then binged it over a single weekend. I don't remember if this was more fulfilling or not. Maybe in the moment, but looking back it probably wasn't worth it. Especially since the…

So far, the Kinjapocalypse has been pretty gentle.

That's why I binge all previous seasons in like 3 days right before a new season starts. I want to be 100% ready to make completely inane cross-connections.

I actively avoid spoilers. I skip over the "next episode" and "previously on" teasers so I can enjoy the show in the moment when I'm seeing it for the first time. That excitement of running to the internet to see if everyone else felt the same chills as me is an important part of the GoT experience. I suspect many…

I didn't see this movie until it came out on VHS. Two tapes!

My 9th grade English teacher didn't bother. But I seem to recall most of the class being kinda disgusted by Juliet's underarm hair. It was definitely the 80s.

Call me ageist if you will, but we've already had one alzheimer's president. Let's maybe have someone a little younger than mid-80s next time.

This is my general complaint about everywhere. If we walk any slower, we're going to start traveling back in time.

I met a guy once who claimed that he used to work for the US Military, breaking into top secret installations in order to test their security. He gave me detailed explanations of the alien spacecraft at Area 51. The only reason he had to work in a warehouse making $9/hour was because of the cover-up.

What kind of poser wears a Bad Religion shirt to a Bad Religion show? Really, bro, you like Bad Religion? Never would have guessed!

Upvoted because I know people who would murder you if they were reading this.

Something was wrong with HBO Now last night - it was displaying the title of this episode as "Game of Thrones 64" and I thought it was going to be totally mod.

I watched a bunch of first season episodes of The West Wing. Has anyone else ever noticed that when they drink glasses of water, the ice stays at the bottom of the glass? Super weird.

i went to the dentist on Saturday for a toothache. They did a bunch of drilling and scraping and poking, and now it hurts way more than it did before. I was two hours late to work today thanks to a vicodin hangover. I'm having a root canal next Monday.