Thanks for being the first sane analysis of this story that I have come across.

I saw a really fucked up movie - Old Boy. The Korean version. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a little wincest or dental violence: that's not what's fucked up. The thing that's fucked up is that the story strenuously avoids leaving the viewer with the typical "Boy that was tough, but it's finally over, and now we can…

Lannisters killing Martells because the Martells killed Lannisters because the Lannisters killed Martells - it's all just spokes on that wheel Dany said she was going to break. I don't know if the wheel is even breakable, but a broken wheel is the only way this show can have a redemptive arc for the realm.

I don't understand why she couldn't squeeze the word "Littlefinger" into her last conversation on this earth.

My first in the theater was A View to a Kill.

Or if they screamed "SAND SNAKES" every time they went into battle, like Cobra on GI Joe.

You're just a racist caricature of a manager short of being sued by 2 Broke Girls.

So Tywin proclaiming loudly (and sometimes publicly) that Tyrion was not his son doesn't count as foreshadowing?

He was talking about Baratheon seed - all of Robert's children had black hair.

Unlikely, but you learn to live with the small things.

People might start choosing the president based on who would make the more entertaining cartoon character. Next stop: anarchy.

I don't know if he's legitimately crazy, but I have a hard time imagining a scenario in which I would not want Nicole Kidman hanging around my house all the time.

Butt cleavage.

Were you trapping in the wilds of Canada?

It's like getting a salad at McDonalds - you're not really making lifestyle changes, you're looking for loopholes.

Coke Zorro

Nothing clears up my dry mouth like a double shot of phosphoric acid.

I wasn't into it. If I want that Coke flavor, the red label is the only one that will satisfy. If you're down with slight variations that are standard deviations away from the original flavor, you might be into it.

Vanilla Coke in the plastic bottle is great. Vanilla Coke in a can is weird.

If the research is inconclusive, that means that diet soda probably doesn't make you skinny either.