It's almost funny the way they somehow blame Obama.

Regarding this Chief Keef fellow, I just looked up what "thot" means on Urban Dictionary. It seems like teenage boys (and girls) continue to have a nearly infinite supply of slut-shaming ability.

There are some things money can't buy - like a drivable I-35.

Actually, you don't even have to leave Texas.

Oh, look at the cute pigs!

Huge chucking failure, I can't believe I did that.

Clearly you have not been harassed by the earnest yet annoying drunk guy who asks if you want to take a picture with him because he's funnier and more handsome than his former high school classmate Matthew McConaughey. Not even a little bit boring.

He looks like the Grinch in the Schulz cartoon when the narrator says "He thought of a lie and he thought it up quick".

I question the validity. It's not possible to tell the difference between coffee and tea at this resolution.

Michelle Rodriguez was amazing on Lost. She's one of my favorite actors.

This would be fucking amazing. In fact, replace every single person in all 4 films with women, including the extras, except for 1) the people in the surveillance vans who just stare at video screens all day, and 2) the reporter who gets shot in the train station in the 3rd film.

So tired of all this political bullshit. If trump says he's going to play golf at Mar-a-lago, I have to assume he's lying.

I guess I can share my food stuff here. Over the weekend, I made homemade kalua pork (in the oven, not in a charcoal pit) and spicy peach barbecue sauce. I got the sauce recipe from one of those Facebook cooking videos, and the pork recipe from an old-time cookbook I bought when I lived in Hawaii. Takes 6 hours to…

Throwing Muses album Purgatory/Paradise is so fucking good.

LA has the crime, pollution, and traffic of a 20 million person city, while Austin only has the crime, pollution, and traffic of a 2 million person city. That kind of math really appeals to some people, and so there's a lot of people moving here. And 30 miles out is the only place people just getting started can…

And somebody above was talking about perfect tits. I'm so confused!

I thought most of his advice here was intended to be received as stand-up comedy jokes, favoring wit over wisdom.

There are a lot of little places in Austin that serve a delicious custom iced coffee beverage. My current favorite is the Iced Mojo from Epoch on North Loop.

Or the one on Burnet near The Domain!

Does attractiveness even enter into the equation? Or is the gullibility to follow you into the locker room pretty much the only factor? How picky are these monsters?