It's different now. Tastes more like a wine cooler.

"We're really hurting for a story here, guys! Somebody go see what's trending on Reddit."

All the owners are dicks to the fans.

The number of things he doesn't know is virtually unlimited.

You have to admit, there's some backwoods in Florida that even Mississippi would be a little embarrassed by.

Probably so he can pass himself off as a Florida resident when he runs for governor this fall.

Downvoted for being predictable.

“You’ve got lung cancer and you’re dying, and you’re the richest man in the fucking world. And… go!”

There's a difference between a middling position (as defined in this episode) and a compromise.

They were so excited to get this article up that they accidentally included a picture of Kid Rock.

Wanna buy some death sticks?

Nice article. Watching Richard go full asshole/criminal has not been as funny as him falling apart and needing someone else to go full asshole/criminal. And Erlich seemed to really enjoy going full asshole/criminal.

That's really weird.

I didn't get any naps in. But I cooked a lot, and I rewatched season 1 of GoT. I'll share more details in the cooking thread on Wednesday.

Doesn't bother me. And I can't think of a better word to describe something that is not dry while also not wet. Like the cake part of a Twinkie.

Would I pay $80 to play Super Metroid? Yes I would.

There are almost as many barbecue traditions in Texas as there are people. I've had sweet, spicy, smoky, and any combinations you can think of. But they're all based on tomatoes. Vinegary/mustardy sauce like you find in North Carolina is very rare here.

The scenes with Tom Bombadil exist for just one reason: so that Gandalf can explain later during the council of the ring why they can't just give the ring to a demi-god for safekeeping. Yes it would be safe, but he's such a flake he'd probably lose it.

Savage. Have you ever tried to use a really old petrified eraser?

The films show James and Lily having their first sparks of chemistry as tweens, before the torment of Severus. And they don't show Lily sticking up for Severus when he's being bullied.