I went to an interesting party on Saturday night. The host (co-worker's roommate) had installed a pro-quality pole in the front room of her house to practice her non-erotic pole-dancing. The house has one of those high vaulted living rooms that take up the entire two floors of the house, and the pole went all the way…

My LCBS is like a Best Buy, in that people in corporate casual uniforms patrol the aisles asking if you need any help finding anything. Not nearly seedy enough.

This probably says a lot about me, but I presume the redditbros are completely full of shit, while Dave is actually subtle and complicated and may not be voicing his actual nuanced viewpoint.

And the crowd goes wild, because they're also pretty sure it's Obama's fault.

I don't think these viewpoints are incompatible. I also don't believe that anyone hindered Bernie in a conspiratorial way. They wanted Hillary to be their candidate, and they used the pre-existing intra-party mechanisms (superdelegates, superPACs, etc) to support her. She also received votes and support from you and I…

Between superdelegates and superfunding, they kinda do.

Silver Sable is one of the titles I collected during the 3 years that I collected. Anybody want to buy them?

At least the dog knows that it doesn't understand the decisions it is making.

For better or for worse, the DNC decided ahead of time that it was Hillary's turn. The whole thing was probably decided during that "secret" meeting that she and Obama had at Nancy Pelosi's house back in 2008. Biden surely knew about this, but Bernie might not have known or cared.

That's what triggered his regret? Not the racism or the pussy-grabbing or the incompetent cabinet picks or the Russian campaign interference? Somehow a healthcare program that Trump had almost no hand in designing is one step too far for this guy.

Fuck this website. Yesterday, it was taking upwards of a minute to load ads. And Disqus of course is total garbage. Why do we put up with this everyday?

It's interesting, because he says he's totally fine with it, and actually refers to himself as an ally on multiple occasions. But the material itself suggests otherwise, especially in the first program. However, I thought there was enough other incredible material, so I really enjoyed them overall.

I thought the second one was a lot better.

I thought the Schumer special was pretty good: some funny stuff, and the audience was into it. And she looked good in the leather. I mean, it wasn't Eddie Murphy: Delirious funny, but then again, nothing is.

That's not a very high bar to clear: my gas after eating onion rings is as good as Michael Che.

And now I know what to watch tonight.

I do alright. Being single helps.

I don't have a whole lot of respect for her or her network. But I think it's outrageous that she has been suspended from her own show for having a personal opinion that is ever so slightly different from the party platform. She gets punished for finally being somewhat human.

If you're eating at home, you're not doing your part to make America great again.

I think you're wrong.