Wait, compromise is a bad thing now? Would you prefer two sides who threaten to hold their breath until they get their way?

Chelsea has actually worked with charities and non-profits, and is probably qualified for White House work. It's not an ideal way to do hiring, but I couldn't really get upset about this.

YOLO

I've always had this weird gut feeling that I'm only attracted to thin big-titty blondes because some ad agency manufactured that attraction in order to sell me Dr. Pepper or something, and so I always question whether I'm actually attracted to (for example) Pamela Anderson, or whether I just think I'm attracted to…

I thought you should know I only upvoted this because I haven't heard from you in awhile. Not because I thought it was funny or interesting.

I'm not really a drinker of hot drinks, but there's something especially disturbing about putting a hot piece of metal on my lips. I tried it traditional style once, and probably never again, thanks. But I do enjoy the canned and bottled stuff.

That sounds pretty damn good.

And now I know what I'm doing next weekend: yaupon mate collected from the local park.

They only ever talk about the blindness and the hairy palms. They don't tell you about all the other freaky shit that happens.

Apparently, Nintendo can't please anybody.

What? No. Some parts of the Water Temple are fun.

I haven't played the new Zelda game yet, but one of the comments in the article made me think of a pretty sweet idea. In the D&D Forgotten Realms campaign setting, there's a complete underground world called the Underdark, where monsters and villains live. You can only access the Underdark from certain caves or…

I think it would be a nice treat for Anderson Cooper if trump's plane mysteriously disappeared off the coast of Australia.

I see a new Kindle ad campaign…

Patricia Harrison is right about Paula Kerger being right!

The one with the lions? I remember that being a pretty awesome movie. Might have to revisit next month.

You have a pretty high expectation of safety. But it's not 100%.

Your home is never really safe from burglars. Where do you keep your embarrassing things?

This time, without the auto-playing music over low bandwidth.

For no good reason, I got the song "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain stuck in my head. So I learned how to play it on guitar, which required watching the YouTube video about 15 times.