Your apartment smells like cat pee

Until, of course, the glorious Danaerys revolution. Which will be completely lame.

Perdido St. Station has a lot of flaws, but I liked the fat, beery scientist who gets constantly shat on.

Elmore Leonard
I'd have thrown him a bone. Up in Honey's Room is a great book.

I'm with you on Spyglass.

By Storm of Swords the Song of Ice and Fire is already starting its slide into Robert-Jordan-style navelgazing.

I thought Jak 2 was surprisingly fun.

Welcome to Kurast, traveller.

American McGee's Alice was spectacular. The visuals and dialogue are some of the best around.

I was hoping the AV Club just forgot that Deux Ex was released in this decade. It should top this list.

Look: we all know that Kevin is the best of the contestants, but if the Brothers Volt were hugging his nuts like AV Club commenters, it would be pretty freaking boring.

Speaking of which, why wasn't the live-action Tick on this list? Patrick Warburton is God.

Skip Morrowind my fat ass. The superior world exploration more than makes up for its crappy combat system.

I'm supposed to be impressed by
"Use healing potions at half health" ?

Large NYC law firm, the RPG.

Flashman: it sometimes has system problems on newer computers, but it's still mind-blowing on character, dialogue, plot, and atmosphere.

A sampler of foods from the episode where George combines food and sex. Pastrami with spicy mustard, strawberries, french fries.

Helloooo upcoming Avatar movie.

No Maiden?
Bah.

I liked him for pointing out that Jen was the only one to roll w/ a French pinot; makes sense given her background.