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Me and two of my friends have been using it for over 20 years and will probably never stop, every five or so years someone will get it.

It means they come from France.

Natali has directed at least one episode of the new season of Hannibal, cannot bloody wait, sounds like a great fit for that show.

I went to the premiere screening of the new Time Bandits restoration at the BFI in London a few months back, It looked amazing on the big screen and played well too (the "lowest standard of living in Europe" dig at Greece got a big laugh). Anyways, they had a Q&A with Gilliam after and he said something about how the…

Saw this movie last week, thoroughly enjoyed it, music is lovely but the Please Mr Kennedy one was the one we couldn't get out of our heads, so annoyingly catchy (and the way it's used in the movie is a highpoint).

I haven't forgotten, it was the show I immediately thought of when I saw the heading of this article. I don't think I've ever been put through the wringer by anything on tv as devastatingly as I was seeing the end of Spartacus. It reduced me to tears every time I watched it.

This is weird, reading an article about this song that takes the stance that it is in some way good. It's clumsy (the forsake me line stretches the chorus out too long), nonsensical (she breathes flesh to my bones???) while also managing the trick of being both mawkish and smug. It reeks of being written by someone on…

The Offence is great, it was filmed in Bracknell which was the next town over from where I grew up. I Start Counting was also filmed there, another film concerning child abuse. If you've been to Bracknell you'll see why it looks like such an ideal location for such behaviour. Horrible place.

That's not so weird, a friend of mine tweeted that he was watching a movie with the worst child actor ever in it. I guessed right he was watching Outland, the kid's acting really stinks.

There is nudity in Outland, the bar has naked dancers dry humping in laser light. There's also a naked prostitute who has her jaw broken by Steven Berkoff. So there.

It starts with Cliff from Cheers' head exploding, he's the miner who thinks he's covered in spiders. 

Pacific Rim got a B here, like it was somehow a good movie.

I really don't get all the negative reviews of this movie. Have reviewers been asleep all summer? We've had an endless parade of movies about nothing, all delivering the most boring and obvious tropes (Man Of Steel offered a 2 for 1 deal on the ever present daddy issues), saying nothing. Well done for spotting the…

No, a guitboard.

I suggest watching A Field In England, if you like (or are terrified of) mushrooms.

The final episode of Spartacus was the most affecting episode of anything I've seen in years. That show always did great season finales and they went all out for the show's end, not a big spoiler to reveal pretty much everyone dies. You could also see the crew really gave that show their all, pushing that meagre…

I used to have an ex-rental VHS of this that I'd lend out to friends, telling them nothing about the movie other than to keep watching (this sort of thing was easier in the pre-internet age) as the opening 10 mins make it look like some goofy romance. Almost every single person returned the tape calling me all sorts…

It makes the show more enjoyable if you pretend that's what the writers' room is exactly like.

You Have To Be Joking is easily my favourite F'Lips song and this is my fave lp of theirs. Saw them a lot round this time, they were noisy as hell. My hatred for She Don't Use Jelly still tempers my enjoyment of them, never really liked the stuff they did after much (although I did go and see them both times they…