Me too. Kilmer is the greatest actor alive, and anyone who says otherwise is blind to the truth.

Your long answer is only one letter longer than your short answer.

I was pleasantly surprised. It's kind of hard to hate on someone for producing immature tripe when they're a child.

I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly.

I think Morpheus was quite heroic on several occasions, though reluctantly.

I'm pretty sure we don't say "Oriental" when referring to people anymore. Rugs are oriental, people are Asian.

Zach could have also been trying to talk everyone into allowing Mel to be in the movie.

some of my favorite
Sandman/Morpheus - imprisoned his love for eternity (almost) in hell because she didn't love him in return. But also kind of saves the world too.

I read the first Covenant book, but gave up after that for reasons similar to you, Tasha. The rape was actually easier for me to deal with than much of the rest of Thomas' incessant whining and self-pity. When he raped the girl, he thought he was dead or dreaming. At least that's how I remembered that scene (it's…

Rad Pitt - we learned from an older friend. I imagine that knowledge has been passed down since the dawn of time when Roman soldiers were putting their pornographic mosaics behind their tents on inspection day.

OMNI
The porn was great, but I really loved Omni. Such great articles, awesome fiction and amazing interviews. There was an interview with Terrence McKenna back in the mid-90s, that really blew my mind. "What? Human evolution was influenced by psychedelic mushrooms?"

I grew up on military bases, and my brother and I would go through the dumpsters outside the barracks on inspection day. The airmen would stash their porn stash in a trash bag in the dumpster while their room was being searched, and one time we found a bag full of 40-50 magazines. Took us close to an hour to dig a…

I'm going with the Cajun, but more specifically, babies.

Kirk:

Yes, please. For all our sake!

Yep. And they sample a few of his bits on Third Eye, if I remember correctly.

What was wrong we me as a kid, that I actually sought out this kind of entertainment? You guys are giving me some rather unpleasant flashbacks.

Muppet Mitt Romney:

OMFG! HULK LOVE NEW CHANEL COUTURE LINE! SEXY AND SOPHISTICATED AT SAME TIME! BUT HULK SAD THEY NEVER DESIGN FOR HIS SIZE!

Mickey Rourke