I think I may be an idiot, because Tosh.0 makes me laugh on a regular basis.

It's impossible for me to read these quotes and not hear a perfect facsimile of his voice in my head. That's some kind of a cosmic fusion of writing and performance, right there.

Birthdays require blow jobs, not hand jobs.

This is English! The first rule of English is that there are no rules!

This is 2010. There is no reason to watch commercials any more.

I guess it's strange to call anything that was discovered 80+ years ago "bleeding edge," but it still feels pretty bizarre to me. If my memory serves, the Heisenberg Principle states that you can't know (with any real precision) both the position and the velocity of a particle at the same time. You can precisely…

There are ways to be educated about a specific subject without being part of the scientific establishment.

Speaking of Einstein, he thought quantum physics would turn out to be a mathematical anomaly - it just didn't sound right to him.

Enkidum - that's complete and total bullshit. So, Galileo was anti-science because he thought the earth revolved around the sun, and not vice-versa? Every piece of "approved scientific fact" was once a fringe belief held by one scientist.

Scott Blacula - Just because someone opposes something currently held dear by the scientific establishment, does not make them "anti-science."

Mosquito Coast is a great movie. Loved it when I was young, loved it again when I re-watched it a few years ago.

It's one of those movies I'll watch whenever it comes on. Just a great roller coaster ride that didn't take itself too seriously and tried to do something original. Not enough of those out there.

Who's paying full price for a hardback? I tend to agree with Heller - I always go with the paperback when I have a choice, but sometimes I don't want to wait a year when it's one of my favorite authors. I've bought just a handful of hardbacks in the past few months (The City and the City, Under the Dome, Fool) and I…

It's hovering because it's haunted by Johnny Carson's ghost.

Key lime pie is the best pie in the land. If Jesus weren't so busy being invisible so he could count how often you masturbate, he would eat key lime pie every day.

Pampi - you want me to stop being attracted to this?

Neither sharks nor bananas are shaped like hula hoops.

A Harvard Professor - I thought the same thing. Almost not recognizable, if not for her voice.

Last night, the wife and I were watching American Dad and there was a preview for some Jennifer Aniston/Gerard Butler romcom, quickly followed by a preview for some new direct-to-DVD Justice League animated movie.

It's good. I like it. Also, he's half convinced me.