Yes, and so would "Don't Ask…"

Me tum tums don't care if it's a "real fucking bagel."

"Awful human beings."

Caught him in Maher over the weekend
And he was still pretty funny, but looked like a fucking freak. The man has had some serious work done, and it does not look good.

Not much to tell regarding the three ways.

I believe it's due to all the sexual intercourse with men.

You still have Blockbusters in your area? Ours are all vacant storefronts, waiting to become tanning salons or liquor stores.

I was totally with you nilus, right up until they impregnated Katie Holmes with a FEMALE clone of L Ron Hubbard. That's just bad science.

I'm assuming that they're all in on the farce. At least I hope that's the case, or my opinion of you people is going to be on a rather steep decline.

Continuum is a really solid album, IMO. Some great tunes on there with some surprisingly reflective/introspective lyrics. It is what it is - blues influenced soft-rock, but it's a pretty damned good iteration of that genre.

Tongue and Tequila.

Not just admitting that he lives with his parents, but that he really enjoys it.

Riff Raff hits the nail on the head, IMO.

The Restaurant Gift Certificate
I was with Larry on most of this episode (well, other than running AWAY from your locked house with a security system when the BF came to kick your ass), but I think he was way out of line with the fit he threw about Ted & Mary taking out Jeff & Susie with his anniversary present. What…

As a frequent viewer of childrens films, the Madagascar movies are on the better end of the spectrum. They're not Pixar, but they're not bad.

True, but at least she has a little more meat on her than that chick who hosted Top Chef Masters. Her BMI was positively insectoid.

I really dig Good Eats, but the best show on Food Network is Jamie at Home (which seems to be at least on hiatus right now, if not done altogether).

Me neither, it's the skinny ones you have to watch out for.

To be honest, I probably didn't even realize they were making new episodes. I'll talk to my DVR about the situation this evening.

Love this show
and this guy. Just seems like he'd be a fun guy to chat with.