McDonald's french fries are absolutely perfect in every possible way. I will not sit idly by while they are being ruthlessly besmirched.

Ron sounds like the Haitian Andre the Giant.

SMRT.

I just watched it over the weekend for the first time, and I enjoyed it. I thought the ending was just perfect and J.K. Simmons was brilliant.

I don't think you can give Hector a nickname. His name is far too awesome already.

Or your own.

I don't care how crazy your wife's spending habits are, if $300 million isn't enough, then you need to stop eating bowl after bowl of 23 carat diamonds just because they taste so damned shiny.

War Childe Harold - Ray's mom is my mom, almost exactly.

DCRJ - is it following directions? Is that the half of one thing? Cause even though we read directions, we still always get lost or put that damned Ikea storage unit together wrong anyway?

On my iTouch you can select "av club classic" at the top of the screen and still read/post comments.

I made carbonara last weekend. It was pretty awesome.

Fer reals? Damn! I also have Hot Rod and City of Ember on my DVR. Maybe I'll go with one of those instead.

I think it looks fun as fuck, myself. I will be watching it with a 2 mile grin.

One of a handful of movies we owned when I was a kid (along with Red Dawn, Better off Dead and a few others). I must have watched it 50 times. I somehow had completely forgotten about it.

Yes to all of that + weed.

How do you make them into trapezoids? What flavor benefits are derived from the pitched sides? This new knowledge is completely undermining my whole thesis!

He worked out for 40 minutes a day with The Muscles from Brussels.

Is it possible to do a direct sibling to sibling correlation between the Wayans and the Baldwins?

my musical dream collaboration
Neko Case and Mark Lanegan. They need to get themselves in the studio and make the best album of whatever decade it happens to be released.

Ragdoll Blaster
So how many dolls are you down to, Noel?