Actually, I think her first words should have been "Well, it's about fucking time!"

I just re-watched that a few weeks ago. And The Royal Tenenbaums a month or so before that. Guess I shouldn't wait any longer on Bottle Rocket.

But she's the one who introduced the murder of Sal Mineo into the AHS mythos!

Don't even get me started on Rubber Man.

What about my films of kicking puppy dogs in the face? Do they have a shot?

So, basically, this is the Sweded version of Rob.

I know, right? And it enters such ethically murky waters, it's the sort of film that can really make you think if you take it on its own merits.

Your eight comments in this article indicates that you haven't, Colonel.

Actually, his character is named Spalding. The rich bitch just called him Jeeves because she's a rich bitch.

"Let it go." Why don't you take your own advice?

Yeah, FX decided to let it run over for some reason.

I've seen Your Highness. That saddens me as well.

Did you miss the end of the episode? Kathy Bates has already been brought back.

It is, indeed.

That photo is glorious.

You're right, of course. How silly of me. Don't know what I was thinking.

So… anybody want to actually talk about this movie?

That must have come out much later. I kept looking for that for years and finally gave up.

That is such a bizarrely specific reference, it can only mean one thing: there's going to be some face-swapping before this season is through.

There's a lovely discussion about this very phenomenon going on in Todd's "Bitchcraft" review.