Heartache to heartache, they lie down and just take it.

Good to know. It would be a shame if they were phased out.

Well, you can't have everything, even on FX.

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar gives you a tremendous Random Roles interview.

Actually, the longer cut of Death Proof (which is the only one that was released here on DVD) is a decided improvement over the Grindhouse version.

I was amused by the notion that, like teen wolfdom, sometimes witchery skips a generation.

That's strange coming from somebody who just called Ryan Murphy "the worst producer ever."

@avclub-24a1cc2fa5dfbd9191056b5d1dc5ad34:disqus Having reviewed your comments thus far, I believe it's safe to say that American Horror Story: Coven may not be the show for you.

Wait, you saw the Minotaur thing? In the version I saw, he had pants on the whole time.

We'll have to wait and see what happens when it gets turned over to the other writers. I, for one, can't wait to see what Jennifer Salt turns up.

More Frances Conroy is never not a good thing.

@avclub-2d0cca95ad6a2061d208d765e79af478:disqus Ten million strong and raping!

But will he have an enormous schwanzstucker?

I guess front-loading the rape is just another way this is echoing the pilot of the first season.

I'd like to throw Perfume: The Story of a Murderer in there as well.

Yeah, I noticed a fair bit of recycling. Not only this line, but Lange's "Don't make me drop a house on you" (the equivalent of the pilot's "Don't make me kill you again") and the return of Evan Peters/Taissa Farmiga as star-crossed lovers.

And if you want a batshit insane killer vagina movie, there's Lady Terminator.

Glad to see this column is still going

Alas, she's out of town, so she had to miss the premiere. We'll be hearing from her, though, and I don't mean a postcard.

I Spit on Your Grave is totes his favorite movie, yo.