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So is your penis if you don't seek medical help immediately.

Wake me when we get to Phase IV and the ants take over.

This is news?

Big shocker. Today's title is Halloween III.

I can understand how you could find Paisan disjointed since it's made up of a series of unconnected stories. Of Rossellini's "war trilogy," it's the one I liked the least, so I can't offer up a defense of it. Instead, maybe you should consider giving Rome, Open City or Germany Year Zero a shot. The latter, in…

@avclub-2586d0717b58d4f4383144ca1341d079:disqus The craziest thing about American Horror Story is how many people genuinely consider it to be the scariest show on television. That's what really floors me.

I thought we were all in agreement that Rubber Tate never happened.

He holds them between his knees.

You're the dummy, @avclub-5dedb42b34e50082065a783265ce28a8:disqus. You're always the dummy.

Head is an amazing film. The first time I saw it was when TNT aired it on "100% Weird" back in the '90s. It definitely fit the bill. In fact, when the BBS set came out the main draw for me was the commentary by all four Monkees on it.

Absolutely not, but when I made my way through all of those Antonionis not long after watching My Voyage, I was struck by the realization that Scorsese had included the endings for every single one of them.

@avclub-5dedb42b34e50082065a783265ce28a8:disqus I've been waiting for Criterion to include that Suzuki film in one of their Hulu festivals because I'm cheap and can't justify paying for Hulu Plus with my spotty connection.

Count me in. I love Cigarette Burns.

Agreed. It's just a shame it no longer comes bundled with 1933's Mystery of the Wax Museum (as the previous DVD release did).

One of my favorites was Joe Dante's "The Shadow Man."

There's a spookier Coast to Coast episode, though. (See below.)

Space Ghost Coast to Coast, "Snatch." It's the one where Space Ghost, Zorak, Moltar and guest Steven Wright are menaced by pods. It's hilariously scary and scarily hilarious.

Or for next month's Barnes & Noble sale.

That whole suite is terrific. I love "Snake Eyes."