The Carol Spier documentary is especially fascinating.

Yeah, that'll happen. I'm watching Cosmopolis with David Cronenberg's commentary.

Altman's Christine Longet jokes are legendary, though.

I'm having a hard time deciding which is more embarrassing: John Sebastian's technical difficulties (was the audience really not singing along with him or were they simply not miked correctly?) or Chevy Chase's unfortunate East Indian accent in the "One Flew Over the Hornet's Nest" sketch. Man, that was painful.

In general, I do try to see as many Best Picture nominees as I can, but every year since they expanded the category there has been at least one that I had no interest in whatsoever. In 2009, it was The Blind Side and Precious. In 2010, it was The King's Speech (lord, how I hate the smell of Oscar bait in the morning)…

Furthermore: You're not so big.

Wait, I thought Best Picture winner Crash already did that.

There are some things that simply cannot be unseen.

She's the one who eats the shit pie, right?

Where is pancakes house?

Real good now?

I just got a 162, paradoxically by not paying too close attention to the swing of the piñata.

Hey, Narrator

Trust me, I have.

Enough with the Kanye. We get it. The guy's a self-centered douche. Let's move on.

Better than erroneously being taken for a fisting fan.

It's like that thing that happened yesterday, only again.

Something else Spike Feresten isn't well-known enough for:

Well, then. And here I thought my score of 145 was impressive. I guess I know better now.

Yeah, I got DC's Deluxe Edition last week and was so taken with the guy that I think I'll be keeping him around for a while.