Do…
…you know how I know you're gay?

Nope, agree with this review.

So…
…apparently there's a general rule now that if it's a Batman movie, the fight sequences (ie. the moments when Batman is actually hitting someone) should be quick-flashes and only barely coherent?

This…
…dude shouldn't waste his time developing videogames and more movies. He should take a tip from my douchebag of a step-son and start developing healthy diet and exercise habits.

They..
…should just skip a step and make the show about prostitutes, then get my jerk of a step-son to direct the love-making sequences.

In..
…that image at the top of the article, Sam Neil looks like Kelsey Grammar.

The…
…only two douches I know who would use Papyrus as their chosen 'go-to' font are Tommy Lee and my disappointment of a step-son.

Fat Directors
Del Toro "attaches" himself to every other project in Hollywood right now. The dude should attach himself to a gym membership and a low-fat/high-protein.

I…
…once called my annoying step-son a hipster douche for insisting that the only way he'd listen to hip-hop was if some nerdy white guy mangled it along with quirky/indie tracks.

I…
…have never been to an electronica concert. Do you need to be high/stoned to enjoy them?

This..
…is exactly the same nickname my step-son gave his penis.