There's also been an uptick in people coming in to defend their favorite celeb in negative reviews (Kelly Clarkson's Christmas special comes to mind). It definitely ain't the old AV Club (or at least, the one where there were less idiots to contend with).

Let's not forget the woman who had some sort of philosophical crisis because she went to a yoga class and saw a black woman there. Or the woman who sexted Anthony Weiner writing about how she's totally going to parlay that into a career, and how other women should do it too. And the weird adoration the fans had for…

Dunkin Donuts breakfast sandwiches are surprisingly good. I like sausage, egg, and cheese on a croissant.

Is this really the hill you want to die on? On a fucking pop culture website?

Ha ha ha, you made a funny.

It comes from the same train of thought that remakes Endless Love and removes even more of the psychotic, obsessive romance that the entire plot of the book was hinged upon. It's watered down to appeal to the biggest audience possible.

Right, and considering how young the dude playing him in this looks, I can only assume he was 12 or so when he wrote the song.

For some reason every time I see the ad for this on the subway, I just want to deface it with a Sharpie or something.

I've decided just for the hell of it to experiment with "copycat recipes," like imitating the dishes served at fast food and chain restaurants (albeit with a lot less salt and preservatives). I've already tried Chik-Fil-A sandwiches (successful) and White Castle sliders (mostly successful). I figure if nothing else…

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Let us not forget "she'd be cute if she lost the glasses."

How Rebel Wilson portrays herself bothers me in the same way that Melissa McCarthy does—it's like they assume the audience is already going to be against them for being fat (though neither of them are unattractive, certainly not as themselves), so they'll jump the gun by playing these "awkward" (I put it in quotes…

For some reason, Dan impersonating Jeff Bridges saying "Oh, my hat!" in a broad cowboy accent was the funniest part of The Flop House for me.

Shake it Up is the show you're referring to, and yeah, it's fucking awful. I do believe it got in some minor trouble a while back for making a joke referencing one of the characters having an eating disorder. Not that some humor can't be found in such a subject, but it's wildly inappropriate for a kid's show.

I'm sure all of them do, but you'd think their PR reps would sit down and gently explain "Here's what okay to say, and here's what not okay to say, and if you have to ask yourself "should I post this," the answer should always be no."

I'm amazed that as much as dipshits like Drake, Ashton Kutcher, and Alec Baldwin must pay their PR people, none of them seem to understand how Twitter works.

Can I hope that Andrew being a fun-loving, Seth Rogen-esque manchild who teaches Zelda how to relax and enjoy life is simply too obvious?

Oh Jesus, this sounds awful.

It's okay, I'm sure he had plenty of psychotic fans on Twitter telling him that he was right to be mad, and "who the fuck is Phillip Seemore Huffman anyway amirite LOL #drakeismyhubby"

I do so love when celebrities make sweeping pronouncements, like "they're done with speaking to the press," or "they're retiring from all public life" when they have no intention of doing so. It really helps with the image of the mature artiste they try so hard to maintain.