I've always classified them as pants goth kids wear with a lot of chains and zippers and buckles and all that shit on them.

He's, like, manic or something, right? That can be the only explanation.

Does anybody here live in Orange County and have a couch to crash on this coming weekend? Asking for a friend.

I have obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Wow, me too!

Same, I think I laughed harder than my kid did.

I gave blood! It's not fun, exactly, but still.

I could happily watch a reel of just Morgan Freeman's scenes over and over. "Sneaking around the corner…aaaagghhhh!" **falls over edge**

To everyone who sat near me at the 12:10pm screening of The Lego Movie yesterday, I apologize for cackling through the whole thing like Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear.

Jesus, this dude was barely 25 when he was picked up as a writer for The Office, and supposedly he was chosen on the spot by one of the executive producers based on the very first joke he told in a stand-up routine. I kinda want to hate him, if only he didn't seem like a decent guy.

I really cannot believe that there are human beings in existence with the last name "Vanderpump."

Then there are the really out there ones, like whatever the fuck movie it was that just came out where two of the characters are book cover designers. I remember another movie that came out some years ago where a character designed crossword puzzles, and somehow this was a lucrative job. It's an opposite, yet equally…

112 ounces of pudding.

Most 90s movies have atrocious trailers, for whatever reason. Not that they're much better now, but there's some improvement.

Fine, make it a caramel sundae then.

Yeah, it's been a hell of a week all around. Let's dig into a hot fudge sundae.

Comments on other sites about this story do occasionally read "I'm not saying this is right, but Disney should have known this would happen when they decided to shove homosexuality in America's face." Or something to that effect. Anyway, you're probably right.

This may be a somewhat obvious question, but if he's so good at his job, why does he constantly owe people money? Is there an actual reason beyond "because the plot demanded it"?

I don't think needing to go the gym was his primary issue.

He was really quite adorable and endearing in this. But then again, my admiration for him as an actor was bolstered with having a longtime crush on him too.