Not gonna lie, I want to go straight home and try this out.

People really need hobbies.

Considering the trailer gives away a shootout, I'm guessing you're correct. Of course he didn't commit the crime he's on the lam for, but he'll go out a heroic martyr anyway.

Who put they Kools out on my rug?!

In an effort to console their friend, book-cover designers Jason (Zac Efron) and Daniel (Miles Teller)

The first couple paragraphs of this read like a personal blog. I'll agree that the whole "is there a sporting event going on?" thing is super obnoxious, but you could have just gone into the discussion of the actual event without the preemptive rant.

Yeah, the title of the Super Bowl article was an instant turn-off, I didn't even bother reading it. My immediate response was "Well, fuck you too, whoever wrote that."

This trailer ran before a lot of movies I've seen in the past couple months, and the pie-making scene always elicited giggles and groans from the audience.

I love how the "found footage" thing is becoming more and more far-fetched. Sure, it's entirely plausible that someone would film every minute of their vacation, right down to whatever reason they were sitting in a dumpster (?).

D+. The opening and Delia performing the Seven Wonders were both really well done, but just served to make the rest of the episode look worse.

SEASON THREEEEEEEEEE

Wow, I don't even know where to begin with this pile of turds. That opening was great, and then it lost me about 15 minutes in when Zoe's version of Hell was Kyle breaking up with her. Great job on that "feminism" angle, guys, fantastic.

And…the finale pretty much shit the bed too.

I'll always hold ER in high esteem, not just because it was a genuinely great show, but because it was my grandma's favorite show.

The Valentine's Day episode is fucking terrifying. I still can't listen to that damn "Battleflag" song without thinking of it.

A children's movie with a dick joke right in the title! Oh, is there nothing this scamp won't do?

And with a promo that suggests the season finale is going to pull heavily from the grammar of reality TV show reunion specials, Todd VanDerWerff has… well, not exactly high hopes, but definitely hopes.

Yeah, but there's nothing to root for Myrtle to accomplish, other than getting off another witty remark. We know she's not the Supreme, and really has no reason to hang around the school, other than to act as some sort of combination of the voice of reason, a Greek chorus, and a daffy aunt. While she's a great…

That's how you know that Nan was the most pointless character, since they didn't bother to have her come back (though with one episode left to go, who the hell knows).

So much potential, so much of it wasted in favor of forced, ham-handed, obnoxiously self-aware camp. What a disappointment.