I love the fact that he narrates Morrissey's autobiography. It's like when David St. Hubbins was talking about listening to the collected works of Washington Irving read by Dr. J.

—Turkey breast with gravy
—some kind of stuffing (Master Sporks is taking care of this)
—butternut squash with blue cheese, dried cherries, and pecans
—cheese platter and latkes as an appetizer
—pumpkin chocolate chip cookie pie
—Riesling and pinot noir with dinner, Woodchuck fall cider with dessert, because we keeps it…

Working till 6, then I get to go out in the shitty weather to pick someone up from the airport. At least I like them.

Happy Thanksgiving, maphuqqers! (happy Thursday if you're outside the US)

Who? No, seriously, I've never heard of this person until reading this post. The title of her album reminds me of a line from Blades of Glory: "The night is a very dark time for me." "It's dark for everyone, moron."

Who the fuck would pay for this? I can't even think of anything funny to say. Who the fuck would pay for this??

He made it as far as Chevy Chase, that's something to be proud of!

And yet, I heard him interview Rosie O'Donnell on NPR recently, and it was some of the most shameless mutual asskissing I've heard in a long time. It wouldn't surprise me if Baldwin is one of those dudes who's fine with lesbians, but men having sex with each other is just gross, bro.

He truly seems like a delightful human being who doesn't have problems with anger management.

Nice font!

America's love affair with Vince Vaughn has ended (about ten years ago).

I cannot believe how people are reacting to this, as if it's not a cartoon about a talking dog and a baby that invents a time machine, and thus does not obey any notion of reality.

I grew up on Family Guy…
I grew up on Family Guy…

"No deadweight," referring to the gov's new family, though clearly Martinez was much less of a hardass than he was pretending to be.

They showed a clip on "Talking Dead," he basically convinces what must be an incredibly gullible group of people, considering he's been their leader for maybe a day or so, that they'll be attacking mostly a bunch of criminals (and some kids and old people, but whatever), so it's okay.

He's made a couple pretty glaring errors in reviews of this. I can only assume it's due to actively writing the review while still watching the episode.

I thought that too, but it seems like it would have been difficult for one man to go into a camp and just stab everybody to death.

I *thought* I saw Hershel in the prison attack scene in the preview, but I could be wrong. I don't want him to go, but he seems to be the most obvious character to get killed off.

I don't know about that, I think he would have ended up having the same power struggle he did with Rick. Shane's whole problem was having some sort of complex over always being second in command (although at least he could have said he got to sleep with Andrea first).

R.I.Pieces, Martinez