I interviewed Haigh and the two stars of the film when it came out in the UK. At the beginning of interview Cullen insisted that they were nothing like their characters, and then they went on to act just like the characters in the film. Great blokes though.

A mate and I spent one hungover day watching some Real Life supermodel reality show. It was hypnotically inane. We pretty much spent eight consecutive hours waiting for one of them to say something even vaguely insightful or humorous. They never did. I was going to add 'Come Dine with Me' too but that has moments of…

A mate and I spent one hungover day watching some Real Life supermodel reality show. It was hypnotically inane. We pretty much spent eight consecutive hours waiting for one of them to say something even vaguely insightful or humorous. They never did. I was going to add 'Come Dine with Me' too but that has moments of…

I thought it was dull and the characters uninteresting. Nothing more to add really - it just left me cold.

I thought it was dull and the characters uninteresting. Nothing more to add really - it just left me cold.

Maybe she's a Time Lord and when her Dalek self died she regenerated. Just throwing that out there.

Maybe she's a Time Lord and when her Dalek self died she regenerated. Just throwing that out there.

Got to Have You Love by Mantronix.

Got to Have You Love by Mantronix.

I thought it was boring, muddled, and often just plain silly.

I thought it was boring, muddled, and often just plain silly.

A Gateway to Geekery would be nice. I've got 'Nancy and Lee' and that's it.

A Gateway to Geekery would be nice. I've got 'Nancy and Lee' and that's it.

These are genuine anecdotes, if you're talking about this book. Brown's previous, the excellent 'Lost Diaries', based on his 'Private Eye' column, has a couple of real entries in apparently, I think Germaine Greer's is one of them.

These are genuine anecdotes, if you're talking about this book. Brown's previous, the excellent 'Lost Diaries', based on his 'Private Eye' column, has a couple of real entries in apparently, I think Germaine Greer's is one of them.

I really like her in it, even if I did spend the whole film thinking it was Andrea Riseborough.

I really like her in it, even if I did spend the whole film thinking it was Andrea Riseborough.

I thought the van gag was laugh out loud funny, especially Portman's face when they knocked him over the second time.

I thought the van gag was laugh out loud funny, especially Portman's face when they knocked him over the second time.

On the plus side your post had me laughing like a drain if you can imagine such a thing.