I saw that tour at the Chameleon in Lancaster PA. People never believe that Voivod was the headliner. Soundgarden played Big Bottom and Big Dumb Sex.

Lou Reed did Heroin and Candy Says during the encore at the Boulder Theater on the Raven tour. No, he didn't actually shoot up. Antony sang Candy Says.

Some Kind of Munster should go to Wax Trax in Denver. Some of the same assholes with attitude are still working there since the 80's. I think Heller used to work there.

I too had tickets to the last cancelled tour. They were playing a small place in Jackson WY. I still have the tickets pinned to the bulletin board in my kitchen. It bums me out every time I look at them. I saw them 4 other times but was really looking forward to hearing the Icky Thump songs live.

Austin has a Stevie Ray Vaughan statue. There's always some douchebag playing guitar somewhere near it. There is also a Selena statue on the waterfront in Corpus Christie. I offended the locals when I jumped the barrier and licked her stomach for a picture. For some reason, there is always people looking at her and…

They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

I'll load up my my fly fishing gear and the float boat. Expect me in about 9 hours.
What's your address? AJR

I still don't care!
Take that you stupid corn.

They are playing here in Denver in 3 weeks at the Westword Music Festival. They haven't played here since '95. I thought I was going to have to travel east to ever see them again.

No TV and no beer make Homer something something.

Big Beaver
AHHHHHHH-Haaaaaaa!

I blew my chance to see Husker Du
1985 Blue Horizon Ball Room in Philly. It was my girlfriends 16th birthday and her parents threw a lame party and I went. I think about how fucking stupid I was every time I listen to Flip Your Wig.