1.) In Disney's defense, that fucking dragon wouldn't fit through the window even when he was sober.

1.) More news on this story on the morrow.

1.) douchey wouldn't be able to troll as successfully on the NPR boards. they are too civil.

1.) Its the rags to riches story of a hobo who goes from sucking paste to get change for forties to showing stock market rich guys how it is done with a little help from Dan Ackroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis.

1.) Yeah, and AVC said Scott Pilgrim was a C+, too, and that was a solid A flick, so they can suck it while I enjoy the extreme awesomeness of Machete tomorrow night.

1.) @ mizerock: unless you shoot off the receptionist's tits.

1.) The Big Time concert movie is good place to start.

1.) My copy of Mockingjay just arrived at the library, bitches!

1.) I've been telling people for years that those Nazis at the Discovery Channel hate the froggies and the squirrels.

1.) I absolutely would not pay $15 for this album.

1.) So, this release is going to make black folk happy? 'Cause I like 'em happy.

1.) I'm going to go on record right now that I'm not a big fan of puppy love.

1.) I'm pretty sure this is America's Year of Being Pussy.

1.) Oddly enough, the parent had no problems with a character named Big Johnson Bone. Look forward to my new children's comic 'The Stirring Saga of Swollen Schlong Penis'.

1.) Both the Repo Man film and soundtrack were nonstop awesomeness in my misspent youth. John Wayne was a fag.

1.) I'm with Riff. This thing needs Powerman & some Heroes for Hire action.

1.) You'd have to have a mangina in your pants not to be excited about Machete.

1.) To paraphrase Joe Mathlete, "Cathy is an asshole."

1.) My buddy Valis has a show on KDHX in St. Louis that plays much better music.

1.) Second on Glamour. My weiner is still recovering from that issue with Scarlett Johotness.