Yes, yes I do. I heard this expression once, something along the lines of how fighting on the Internet is sort of equal to participating in the Olympics? And in the true Chauncey spirit I'd like to show just what a champion I can be!

Desperation? I'm just a guy with a little bit of time to kill, and I don't mind spending that time clicking back here every once in awhile, helping you make yourself look desperate and small. I mean Christ, man, you really care that much to keep replying to this shit? Like I said, I'm just bored and trying to kill…

That's "Inigo".

Also, anyone not actually employed by the AV Club who throws out shit like "that's AV Club 101" is in fact a douchebag.

Oh no, but I was using it ironically, you see!

Actually, I've changed my mind. The real Rev. is kind of a douchebag, isn't he?

To be honest, I'm a bit of a "Rogue Fake Chauncey" myself, in that I actually don't even know enough about this Chauncey guy to have anything against him. I was just enjoying this thread and saw the opportunity so I jumped on it, that's all.

BIZZAM!

Fuck all y'alls.