Masterpiece and classic are not synonyms.

It's not just silly, it's literally nonsensical.

I remember this movie!
This was the Jim Carrey movie that one of my good friends who loves Jim Carrey movies but knows I dislike Jim Carrey and his movies talked me into watching one night because she was convinced that this Jim Carrey movie was not like all those other Jim Carrey movies. She was wrong, it is exactly…

And let that be a lesson to the rest of you nuts!

The first time I saw it in one of your comments I thought it was just a typo but now I have to ask: how can you be a fan of this show and still be afraid to type fucking?
The word is fucking.
FUcking.

Right. That manuscript was rejected though (they even showed that in the "previously on" portion tonight.)

I went ahead and docked this episode an entire grade for the time jump. That's some pretty lazy writing. The idea that nothing of any consequence has happened in the time between having no book written and the book being published defies all logic and was extremely distracting to me. (I was literally wondering if I'd…

Another observation: I'll never understand why people are "loath to recommend any 'greatest hits' collection." The number of artists who truly mastered the art of making full length albums that are worthwhile from start to finish is extremely small, but the number of artists who can cobble together a thoroughly…

Of course Chuck was an asshole.
But if I stopped listening to music made by assholes, my CD rack would be awfully bare.

I saw Akira at a 1989 campus screening and it was shown without subtitles. It made zero sense, of course, not even when the film student who was running the show gave us a plot summary during a mid-movie reel change. Needless to say, it was pretty damn awesome (especially since in 1989, I'd never seen anything like…

I'm not sure "my wife told me to knock it off" reaches the level of "self awareness" but as the article noted, you take the wins you can get.

Oh man, I love so many things about Lemmy and his stint with Hawkwind:
1) He'd never played bass before joining the band onstage one night, using the bass the former bass player had left in the gig van.
2) He wasn't fired for doing drugs. He was fired because a) he got caught with drugs but mostly b) because they were…

I'm sick and tired of hot dogs being described as "garbage meat".
Oscar Meyer wieners are garbage.
A good kosher-style all-beef hot dog is essentially brisket.

What are the two things Wisconsinites most enjoy putting in their mouths?
Brats and cheese, of course.
Yet every goddman time I put a slice of cheese on my brat people look at me like I'm nuts!
I've lived in WI since 1990 and have never seen anyone else do this obviously delicious thing.
I mean, of course it's…

Yep. Felt completely random.

Seems to me the real problem is the ugly need society has for people executed by the state to be awake and on display. It would be quite a simple matter to give those sentenced to death something to make them unconscious and then a lethal dose of something else while they were already asleep in their cells.

Is it really "inexplicable" that Kate McKinnon is Australian in this, given she graduated with top honors from the Talk Funny and Make a Silly Face School of Lazy Comedy?

They're very clearly trying to communicate. What is unclear is whether they grasp that we have no idea what they're talking about.

Has she always been loud?
Cuz I had a cat once who, starting at around 13 yrs old, just kept meowing louder and louder until I finally figured out he'd gone deaf. This is not as tragic as it may sound since a) he was also a seemingly happy fellow who lived to be 19 without any apparent difficulties, and b) it ain't…

To those of you arguing that Chastain is a very talented actress, can you point me to some of those performances? Not really trying to be snarky here. Haven't seen her in that many things but she's never impressed much.