Yeah, who the fuck is Kevin Riley? Are you from Alabama or something?

Hoodwink's right. Moreover, it's good to continue to enforce stereotypes about an entire group of people. When have stereotypes about where people are from ever been wrong?

Ya know, after a few weeks worth of staring in the mirror and crying, and lighting random stranger's lawns on fire, I realized that just because somebody said something else about another show once really doesn't hurt my argument all that much.

Hey, this is why I need to read more. Maybe I went headfirst into that one…

I was sold on "now I'm gonna give Jeff a shoulder to cry on while you two put a dead bird in that bitch's glove compartment"— "We're on it".

clearly the best Christmas movie ever is Jaws: The Revenge.

sorry to be mildly crass but…
"the ritual bloodletting of Lucifer's hooded minions"