This is precious. And God. And the Bible.

The Adventures of Pete & Pete & Pete … Of COURSE!

man, I miss House being on tv.

I have! On an illegal streaming website. I remember like it was yesterd—oh, the FBI is at the door. BRB!

Done and done

You can count on my axe!

… But what if the sword had a tiny, miniature secret sword?

BUT WHO'LL PLAY THE APES

I like Classic IV the most, I think because of the short-sleevedness of it all.

Co-writer Briggs? This is a multi-million dollar franchise. He can't make that kind of decision. He's just a grunt! No offense.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

How duplicitilicious!

Fat Damon!

Wouldn't a union with Biollante be a little … incestuous? Wasn't Mothra more of a natural fit for the G-man? Or Anguirus as a life partner?

*Shrugs*
What else are you gonna do with him?

Where's Re-Posted Goth Kid Whatever when you need them???

That got me tittering.

First off, congrats.

Go back to sleep!

TEXAS FOREVER TIM RIGGINS!