I said Slag Off!!

The extra "S" is for success!

I do!

Fingerless gloves! He meant fingerless gloves!

So, so greasy.

Larry's hair looks as if it's the blob and will slowly but surely consume the other two stooges.

Ooooooooh shit.

Legs? Do we know anyone named Legs?

You really only need to see it once and it sticks with you. Now I'm reliving the horror in this article.

Kondors! If I had created a flock of Kondors on the island, you wouldn't have anything to say.

It'll be fast like they're selling them driveway to driveway

Just to warn you, he sleeps dick up.

The part I'm thinking about was after the review, where it gives a highlight and typically is reserved for the three or so best songs on the album. Instead of a song, it listed the snare drum as a highlight. I could be wrong, but that's what I remember.

Thank you! I couldn't shake the thought it was them who would get something so, so wrong.

Oh I should've clarified; It was Rolling Stone's bullet points at the ends of the reviews, or something very similar, where it put a proto-TL;DR kind of thing, which said the drums.

I could've sworn I read a review (Rolling Stone?) of St. Anger when it came out that said the one defining characteristic of the album WAS the snare drum sound.

From how I read it, it looked like they referred to him in a way so as to cover their bases in case they were wrong in thinking Hatton was the real deal or an actor. It's what I would've done.

I think one of my favorite sight gags was the guy they got to play Harmon and the look on his face.

I'll have to get back to this when I finally stop laughing at that amazing pun "melons, collard greens and infinite almonds."
Whomever wrote that deserves a raise.

I feel like this isn't the last we've heard of this Bill Murray guy …