Who knew the Internet would be so critical?

LV426 Drift

Oh oh! "Look Who's Aliening Now!"

FIRST OFF, CONGRATS

The FREAKING Catalina Wine Mixer!

Wait, I just realized what was REALLY missing … Toonces The Driving Cat!

He was Dick Lemon in 30 Rock, that was just a handful of years ago. But he is, like, getting up there in age.

… THE MOLECULAR MAN!

The correct answer was Conan O'Brien, Jim Downey and Buck Henry.

In space, you'll never, ever, ever hear me scream.

Twinsies!

*cough cough* Can Donald Glover be Spider-Man now?

It's more like one and being able to blink.

Couldn't she just be a no nonsense PERSON?

That's what I don't like about you, Maureen. It's always about YOU. We were talking about Sophia vs. Spike, not about your newest crappy get rich quick scheme. Look, why don't you just leave? This dinner party is ruined.

Maybe what Felicia means is, the lyrics to Tusk could be anything, as long as you believe in them.

He's Scotty. it says so on his cassette.

It's tatchilly a pretty hard word to spell.

There you are Jack! I've been trying to reach you about your last comment, you know, the one during the American Horror Story episode 5 review where you mentioned something about your great step-aunt making $3,000 a week from her home? Anyway, she's very sick. She misses you and last week she only made $1,400. She…

Women. They're devastatingly calculating like that.