*resigned sigh* ja, ja

Jimbo: "I hear that guy's ass has it's own congressman!"

I'd upvote you more if I could for the Prometheus nod.

"… Go crazy?"

Otto: "A sponge??? *grunts while slamming fists into wall* Can a sponge do this??"

Homer: "I call him GAMBLOOR!"

Jetzt Mit Iodine!

Homer: "Bad TV! Be more funny!" *shakes finger at it*

That's right!

"All of your heroes wore tights, like Batman or … Magellan."

Crap how did I forget about this one. It's made so much better by Thurston's delivery of "all." Or the fact he calls him Mr. Frampton.

beat me to it. You've won this round!

"And here come the pretzels!"
Marge: "Oh, no! No, don't do that! You're suppose to be tasting them!"
"Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with the crowd for … for some kind of sanity."
"Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey unconscious."
"Wow. This is … This is a black day for baseball."

"Oooh, he card read good!"

"My name is Mr. Burns."
"Okay Mr. Burns, whats your first name?"
"I…don't know."

Angry, angry young man.

Do what the kid says.

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women."

Why aren't there seas of "Dental Plan! Lisa needs braces!" on here? Won't someone PLEASE think of the children! *buries my face in my hands and weeps*

THIS is my favorite.