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Dumbledore Calrissian
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And when a judge mentioned "the penal code."

From the Mr. Sunday Movies podcast review: "You know Batman, all those criminals you killed had mothers too, some who may or may not have been named Martha."

Alan Scott > Hal Jordan

It will be Ted Kord getting shot in the head over and over again for two hours.

Maybe he can be a TA in those classes Wally is always taking that keeps him so busy he can only be in one scene per episode.

One time, one guy who was respected turned out to be bad, ergo the Flash must be bad despite all evidence to the contrary.

Wouldn't it be funny if they had like 30 hiatuses right now?

Does Daredevil team up with Moondragon to stop his ex-legal partner who has summoned an elemental monster in order to merge with it and declare himself the "king of San Fransisco?"

Then there was the time Shipwreck accidentally burned down and orphanage and entertained the now-homeless orphans by tell them self-serving fairy tales about how great he is.

So that's where Chairface Chippendale got the idea!

Noel mentioned that the Real American Hero line started out as Nick Fury and SHIELD, so HYDRA ended up becoming COBRA. Kind of like how the Foot in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are a parody of the Hand from Frank Miller's Daredevil.

"Do you bleed? You will!"

"They are gods among ants! Why would they care about normal humans?"

"Bruce Wayne? I hear that guy is really cool!"

And he beats up Cthulu whenever he tries to start something.

J. K. Simmons is still the perfect J. Jonah Jameson. What a great bit of casting that was.

He's constantly out of breath.

Hmm, Chapman and Palin were better at playing a straight men though….

Oh, and 80s/90s Kyle Maclachlan as Superman.