Reese: Does she have a really big butt? Next time I see her backing up, I'm going to go BEEP BEEP BEEP

Plus he didn't go all "I don't know what to do!" and need anyone over his earpiece going "You need to try to jump over the bridge! It is just like the canyon from earlier!" like they have to in every other episode. (they just helped him out with calculations, which is fine)

I was wondering that. Was it supposed to be a tracking bracelet? What the hell?

They needed to top last year's drunken Grease karaoke!

You're soooo cool Brewster!

"I made for tv love you!"

You know how when you touch a woman's breast, and it feels like a bag of sand?

"They have a bunch of tuxedo people who live in the basement! Like nice guy, mean guy, mouse girl and SUPER BITCH!"

The best you can hope for is to be publicly shamed by buying birth control for some rich person who is too embarrassed to do it herself!

And Aunt May sipping tea and dishing out passive aggressive insults.

It really is British Gone With the Wind.

I did like that the sum total result of the influenza on Downton Abbey was to get a pesky, nouveau riche fiance out of the way so that Mary and Matthew could get together. And then her ghost shipped them. People think this show is smart.

Is there any possibility Fellows could have wrote Bunting as anything other than a shrill straw man who insults people to their faces while eating their food and drinking their wine? No. There was not.

The show would have been just as popular if it was a six season series of tracking shots, slowly moving through the mansion and grounds, stopping to linger on mannequins wearing glorious period costumes as piano music and the occasional Maggie Smith witticism play over the soundtrack.

GAME OF THRONES IS NOT AN HISTORICAL DRAMA!!!!!

"I'm on a space station with Shannon Elizabeth!"

One of the gems on the Nuggets compilation from Lenny Kaye and endlessly praised by Little Steven Van Zandt.

Magic blood!

So it is written by Mark Millar then?

You got it, Boss Hogg!