Disturbingly high level of suck in this list.
Seriously. No Flaming Lips? No Big Pink? No Muse? What in ever living fuck is wrong with you people!? I genuinely mean that. How in shit-raping hell did that mongoloid Jay Z get on this list!? All his new album sounds like is him getting rich of dumbasses who allow his…

Perennial vs. Seasonal alcoholism
The standard for me is something that I call "The G" because, well, it's good. And my name is George. So there ya go. Anyway, it's essentially a well made rum runner with everclear. Like so: