Shut your mouth, Fats.

I'd see this show! I wouldn't give both kidneys to go see it, maybe one, but not both.

Nobody wants a Dean-in-the-Box.

You don't have to convince us, Shore Patrol. We all believe you.

Damn you, J Serious, you beat me to it.

I know people pay for those 20% off coupons for Bed Bath and Beyond. I had a woman give me the run down on it once and painfully long story short: her investment of about $4 on eBay saved her over $100 when she bought new things for her house.

I don't think I saw it yet, but Matilda was my all time favorite book as a kid.

I remember my best friend when I was little telling me it was the scariest thing she'd ever read. When hearing the stories read aloud, I was disappointed. It wasn't until I saw the pictures that I understood why she was so upset by those books. Some of those images still make my skin crawl.

"Nobody sees the money shot! Not nobody, not no how!"

Because we really needed more Wizard of Oz
I still don't see the appeal of this story. I don't have any fond childhood memories of The Wizard of Oz and no amount of remakes will change that.

Am I to understand you have old pizza rolls to give away Dalek?

Doesn't the world already have enough movies about the Unicorn Holocaust?

Henceforth I demand all of my pornography use proper grammar and spelling!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who enjoys this show. Some episodes worked better for me than others, but overall a really fun, inventive show that's worth a watch.

No "Check It Out?" Who cares?

Enough, Sam Worthington.

Ann certainly has a lot of mass.

It's just Mom and whores.