I disagree
on the "false dichotomy" point. You seem to think there are many different ways this kind of thing could come about? It's money-grubbing and attention whoring, period. I'm having trouble finding any alternative explanation.

He may not be able to write anymore, but he can still play.

I strongly disagree…
that Blake Shelton is "hard to hate". It's pretty easy.

Shelley Long is a TOTAL babe. I love her dressed-down look in The Money Pit… sweatshirt and Chuck Taylors. Whatta tomayta.

People who never went through a metal phase rub me the wrong way.

How about Alvin and The Chipmunks, wherein some tween stars were hired to vice the characters, only to have their voiced digitally manipulated beyond recognition. Literally anyone off the street could record the dialog if you're just gonna do the helium effect on it afterwards.

THAT is one of the only things you remember about the book? Are you sure you read it??

Dudes…a freshly washed, soapy-smelling dick would be equally suspicious to a freshly-fucked one. The dirty dick burrito is the perfect solution. These guys were no dummies!

Count me out
I just can't find the Marx Bros. funny. Significant, influential, monumental…sure. But I really am astounded when people tell me how hilarious this stuff is.

CMON DUDES
Don't almost all TV comedy sketches lack an ending? The best of the best sketches from Python, Kids in the Hall, SNL, etc. have satisfying endings but for about 85% of sketches, even by the best, it seems to be tough to come up with a grand finale for a sketch.

Exactly. Now that we know the kid grows up to be a psycho, it makes Precious' entire struggle seem pointless. Turns out the kid really was a piece of worthless, inbred shit!

…and her horrible music career.

I find the Neilson rating systm baffling and admit to not really understanding it, but are these numbers really that low? Compared to South Park and Tosh.o, I'm sure they are low, but jeez most cable networks just show Fresh Prince reruns. What kind of numbers do they get?

They were "strawberry"-"banana" flavored…my favorite flavor combo of the 90's, quotation marks included.

Coo'.

Shaq's "reportedly" massive cock? Look, I've never read the reports but I think it's safe for us to assume dude is swingin' pipe.

I'm calling bullshit on that DVD commentary quote. Sounds to me like he's just reaching, trying to make a snarky comment about society. There's no way the money scene upset more people than a dying animal. Unless he screened it for oil millionaires in Texas or C. Montgomery Burns.

Didn't AV Club invent this "Anna Faris is funny!" theory? This site is the only place I've ever heard anyone give one shit about this broad.

Gay Dad?

Hipster D,
I'm 30 years old too. Don't use your age as an excuse. "Automatic for the People" came out during my (OUR) formative music-listening years. You're just stupid.