hey jude
movies about northern ireland are marginally more interesting than ones about the iraq war. everyone should stop making them immediately.

this is also the name of the documentary
of my forthcoming meeting with ann coulter

oh great
it's don draper after he gets taxidermied by some inglorious basterds

this is also
the name of my autiobiography of the time i had sex with nathan rabin

shut up, conformist
Now I know exactly what every other reviewer is going to say.

Matthew Broderick signs on to "Ferris Bueller's Day In"; two hours of him crying in his room about everyone dying.

it doesn't hold sixteen candles to "baby's day out"

Aw shit
Like I always said, he could Drillbit my Taylor any day of the week.

when he dies during pre-production:

Man, I even got an advance copy and I only work at a bookstore. It's not like he's Michael Bay or something, I wonder what Penguin was thinking.

they are co-branding
with the bestselling christian novel

Still no
Inherent Vice review?

the "guy in band" in question being justin rice

He was really good
as the guy who gets cheated on (ish) in mutual appreciation.
he nails the mix of protectiveness, suspicion, and lameo nice-guyness that makes you want to rape and murder all "guys in bands" everywhere.

straight up-
fox was cold hearted in kicking her out.

Prayer to God
To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck, where her necklaces close,
where…

Prayer to God
To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck, where her necklaces close,
where…

More to the point:
Why do all replicants look like such fucking foxes?

i like the "give happiness a bad name" comment

A) The disembodied shaking hands were "sooo pretty"? I bought that album in spite of them.