On the other hand, I do admire their dim unpretentiousness and the way they are upfront about being kind of ignorant about everything except each beat, melody, composition, and others' genitals.

Prayer To God
To the one true God above, here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck, where her necklaces close,
where…

At least
He didn't lose his leg this time.

For some reason when I hear about Tasha et al. in the car I picture them in rain-soaked Gotham.

I've been trying to build this podcast I downladed from you guys…
Very Funny.

Good lord, you people talking about Worms is making me remember my childhood obsession with it. And I usually fucking hate video games.

AV Club blurb:
"Punching… greasy… junkie[s]… doesn't… rationalize… fairy tale… relationship."

Sorry, Keith
But it's tough to beat:
http://www.observer.com/200…

Finally
If only they could arrest the subversives in America as freely. I wish I lived somewhere where my unrelenting nationalism could be as highly prized.

After glancing at Wikipedia he basically looks like a poor man's Ed Burns. Which is kind of like saying "poor man's Hitler", whatever that means.

Let's not be coy
I want to fuck Natalie Morales.

Augustine
Suddenly started sounding a hell of a lot like Stephen Baldwin.

@ChucktownGeorge

He turns this into the "token black guy from Star Wars" version of Snakes on a Plane. That deal he made with George Lucas keeps getting worse all the time.

sounds more like what happens after you kill band of horses to me

I'm trying to think of why life without Shatner would be worth living, and I can't come up with anything.

if PeeBo can become president, so can Shitner, you liberal bunny-hugging, tree-fucking gaytards.

I would figure "the Bluth movie" would naturally have Michael Cera lightsaber fighting.

Nathan Rabin's The Big Rewind: A Requiem In Four Acts

This is why Wes Anderson should do it: