NSFW Week would probably be the AV Club's greatest hour since "A.V. Club For Men".

avclubfest would be amazing, if only because the people that would come would own all others. imagine if lady disdain came and everyone called her a pretty pretty princess.

one time i got six in a day but they were all about beth ditto eating people so they deleted some of them

compared to genre standard-bearers like AdjudicatorBot9000 i'd give you a 3.1, except that you're not even registered so you don't deserve any rating.

it was more like a pinch on the neck from mr. spock

i give this
6.5

i bet it feels like pins and needles and words that sting

flame on, i'm gone

Hey, the AV Club regularly sends me interns for sexual gratification, so I'm not complaining. But after I'm done snorting the complimentary coke off their fake tits, I'd rather have something to read than be forced to engage them in conversation.

now there's an idea for a comic book

HEY LYMPH NODES!!!!!!!!!!

you gotta fight
for your right
to not die of canceraids

nothing wrong with them if you dig them, but comics aren't exactly music or movies in terms of things everybody consumes.

You know what would be cool - if instead of writing about comics, the whole site was rendered in comic form. Either that, or written by Chinese people.

real comics people know that you must solicit the help of Middleman, the mutant with the unique power of being able to sense corresponding supply and demand anywhere in the Tri-State area.

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to this week either. At least it's not "Video Game Week" or something even more niche/boring.

Tweedly dee dee dee
Tweedly dee dee dee

come on
just turn it into a superpower, like daredevil.

My thumbs
have gone weird

Well,
Too Fucking Bad.