I am not afraid of you
And I will tweet your ass.

daddy
dady why do this people touch your face
where are dady
dady left me blanky i want touch in bed touch hard nose and sing song

i lov tod
play my song "dog boucne" which mother and father play once and again in face. they make me dog bounce with whip and chain./ now i free but a day i long for cold lash. woof woof! every night they play this and i bounce in bed with tod. tod i luv yyyyyyou. mother father where are you i come to prison and…

Please,
Can Patrick Duffy do all the voices?????????

woooo!!!!!!!!!
yuss i am a long time cutter who has been forced to watch this program by mother and father while am in basement. everyday mom strap me in comfy chair chair and play "bender game" 100 time. now voice make me cut arm when i hear. now i watch my lovey bestfriends and no more bloody time!!!!!!!! i want…

hey teadoust, blow out that cherry bomb for me-
it's gonna burn right up your sleeve.

So…
Secret Success, Failure, or Fiasco?

How'd we get here? It's too late to break it off…

I beat you to that one, but don't let it get you down.

ehhh…. got nuffin.

All right, you got me.
I'm a scout for the Gophers. Been watching your game for a month, but that story right there just clenched it. You got heart kid. How soon can you be in Minneapolis?

We found a new kinda dance in a magazine
Try it on, it's like nothin' you've ever seen
You sweet talk like a cop, an' you know it
You bought a new bag of pot
So let's make a new start
And that's the way to my heart to
Way to my heart

Angels in the Outfield?
God… if there is a God… if you're a man or a woman… if you're listening, I'd really, really like a family. My dad says that will only happen if the Angels win the pennant. The baseball team, I mean. So, maybe you can help them win a little. Amen. Oh, A-woman, too.

This needs
to become a musical genre posthaste. i'm thinking decemberists meet sex pistols.

Judging from the name
It's a stupid Sex Pistols ripoff.

Rick Moranis should play all of the Canadians in a Sellersian tour de force comeback performance.

All three Jonas Brothers inside a Jabba-esque fatsuit as Don Gately.

Dude, Eschaton is going to be the next Quidditch.

I hope this means he does a "loose adaptation" of Infinite Jest next.
He'll make eye contact with the camera but then not be able to take his eyes off it, and then we watch him die for the next hour and a half. We ARE the Entertainment!!!!! Oh shit!!!!! Fuckin' deep, man.

God yes, the auteur behind Cody Banks. Zwart is the mainstream Larry Clark.