How about Jaden Smith as Emmanuelle? I think now is the perfect time for a male-ish, black tween to restart the greatest European softcore series of all time.

The first time she fucked Will.

In Scientology, the Rapture is known as "Shanghai Noon".

No, wait, she'll fuck King Leonidas while teaching inner-city kids how to write.

It's Happyness with a Y, you fucking philistine.

Daniel Day-Lewis is for milkshakes.

I hope Piscopo plays Will Smith's son playing the Macchio/Swank role.
It'll be like a reverse version of Palindromes, especially if he aborts Miyagi's corpse through his surgically created vagina. Plus Chloe Sevigny can spend the last fiteen minutes giving a blowjob to a strap-on.

Sympathy is for the devil.

This way they get the instant box office of Pursuit of Happyness, Karate Kid AND Kung Fu - they changed the name after Carradine died.

100 YEARS OF CHAN!!!!!!!!

I hope Robert Pattinson sexually transmits ebola into your sphincter.

What the fuck?
Why doesn't Hilary Swank come back for pt. 4?? She can die and really be a boy and go into the core of earth and shit.

One nonsensicalish word:
Quadrophenia

Just bought it
And it's even better in context. Not done yet, but I skipped ahead to the Steely Dan part because I was excited to check out what you had to say on them, and it was right on - Rorschach blot indeed.

This was also
Jack Nance's last movie, and I don't think Blake has done anything since it either.

Push The Five Fingers Deep Near The Lonely, Dead Unborn Garrison Keillor

I don't think music is as good as music writers say it is. The Metacritic averages of films vs. albums are fascinating.

He finally
McNamara'd himself into submission.

Boots Riley and Tom Morello isn't exactly Bob Dylan and George Harrison.

The whole thing makes me feel like Michael Jackson was Tim & Eric as a rich pedophile. Which they might yet turn out to be.