Beth Ditto
Wants to cut Ed up on TV… then lick his yeoman while swallowing his noble mediocrity.

Yeah, I feel like this Southland Tales love is Richard Kelly taking a well-deserved break from spending years crafting a shit-sculpture to hawk his own movies on internet message boards.

Just because Gran Torino sucks doesn't mean Southland Tales is good. There is so much room in the world for many different things to be godawful and unwatchable. If you want something that doesn't make sense but is still eerily compelling, watch The Room or a David Lynch movie. Southland Tales is just a cesspool of…

It's all a ploy to get her to start smoking.

Wow
This was brilliant.

Well, it was either that, Ex-Fat Hole, Retarded Beach Bum-Hole, or Two-Headed Harbinger of the Apocalypse Hole. "Black Hole" had the best ring to it.

The Worst Part About This Is:
"Al Roker Ripps…"

Being a regular comment-board "personality" is the most thankless task… I don't have the courage or the commitment required to devote myself to a mission so singularly dead ended. The greatest ones do bring joy, and I suppose that is their own reward. And yet, it especially hurts to see a funny one like Caruso,…

I love how the reboot of Final Destination adds a "the", while the reboot of Fast and Furious subtracts it. The whole thing is like the Balboa Effect or something - just mess with the prefix/suffix and suddenly it's like you're experiencing Magic For The First Time!!

Listening to the Pelham section of this podcast was like a French person overhearing Polish people complain in 1939 about the Nazis. I don't have any personal connection to this one, but the Warriors? If he's on to that one next, I'm joining the fucking resistance. Or at least the Baseball Furies. It's nightmarish…

Wyndham Lewis
is spinning in his grave. This is like finding the one asshole actually named Alfred Prufrock and then making a pointless documentary about him.

Actually, they used footage of him in Godfather 3 as well (which was also nominated for Best Picture).

One thing I wonder:
How exactly can Jay stay paid if he's dead?

In Michigan, at least, the only difference between true redneck and the average person seems to be that the average person listens to both country music and Kid Rock, while the redneck thinks Kid Rock is a fucking sellout for rapping.

As much as I love this series
and the mythology it riffs on, the music samples have made me realize I fucking hate actually listening to country, even the old shit and the shit I respect. No more of the hipster "well I like the old stuff" for me. I'm going to have to face facts with the rednecks and admit that I…

Periodicals:
McSlutty's
The Beaver

We have some in Michigan now, thank the lord.

Transsexuals? Transsexuals!

What's with Eggers
and softcore porn? He kept bringing that up.

Those two comments combined are the most true things I've read all day.