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Your boyfriend doesn't know about me and your mother.

It would be a lot cooler
If they all shouted out the end of their answers together like on their songs.

Even when I agree overall
I still think Chris Martins' reviews are fucking awful. The first sentence pretty much encapsulates everything that's wrong with how he writes - a styleless mishmash of meaningless genre signifiers and immediately offensive generalization of feeling. He "took critics by storm" with his

"It's not a rhetorical question."
I don't know why, but I pictured Scott saying that darkly and quick, like the badass he is.

too soon?
A ghost is born…

Why should I care about Abel Ferrara?
1) He makes "arty" movies I've never heard of anyone actually watching.

Shit, man
You gave your only A to Dogville?

Probably's closer to Nigeria. Always wondered how that worked.

Walt brutally murders Rose and Bernard and feeds them to Victor.

the novellas are what bolano needs an apology for (as it were)

oh, and for books - roberto bolano.

sucker for surrealism
Harmony Korine, David Lynch, Johnny Rotten/Lydon

HOLY SHIT

And 2666 is even better, there is a sense that the last two novels are just kind of rocketing into the stratosphere in terms of size, perspective, and awesomeness.

I am Roberto Bolano's
2666!!!!!!!

I want to make love to you.

I am Godard's
The kind of kinetic energy from a movie like this is pretty much deathless in my opinion. Practically all of his first wave films are so absolutely dripping with a contagious love for the possibilities of cinema and the rapture of being young. This movie makes me happy to be alive and thinking, despite

How about all members of the Killers?

I only watch movies that she blows in.

Clearly, if "How To Give Your Daughters Issues" included a section on Ryan Adams having sex with Zach Braff, no one would be a virgin today.