Sopranos Columbus Day episode. Simpsons many gay themed episodes (the one with John Waters, the one where Patty almost gets married). Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Earshot" and "Graduation Day." 

Lye is an ingredient in methamphetamine.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have
ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award
you no points, and may God have mercy…