Or buy her some socks.

Uh, I think it's pronounced "Amsterdam"

Yeah, word around the corn-fire is that Larry wants to "rent out" Memorial stadium in Lincoln and do his act for $4 a ticket. Judging by the sight of some of his fans, though, it would still cost them $8 to see it. So, if you want to take out a substantial group of his followers, that would be the night.

Hey give her a break, most of the time those bots can't even spell "site" correctly.

Yeah, everyone was burning up and heading to the poles because it was getting too hot in the city. People are freaking out because there's a shortage of water. Then ALSO SPOILER ALERT, we find out that the earth is really cooling but she's just had a fever dream.

Yes, Dwight had the "Apology rejected." line piggybacked on a "That's what she said." And the smug look through the whole delivery of those lines had me absolutely rolling.

It sounds like an annoying DJ.

I always thought highly of the scene where Malcolm drops the curse word (f-bomb?) and his dad makes him go down that list and call him every name on there.

Screw it, let's go to Taco Bell.

"you're"

We called it premium night, and the tickets for that were traded like currency on my campus.

::Puts hands on hips::

Hey, I got a girlfriend! She goes to art school.

Actually, Tubthumping was played at a lot of parties I attended. This tells you that a) I'm old and b) I sure picked some shitty places to hang out.

God, I miss Steiner on SportsCenter. There was always a decent chance he'd get tickled about something and fail to finish his highlight.

::Sheepishly puts away leg warmers::

Just because she's vulnerable.

Rorschach's "you're locked in here with me" line absolutely killed in the theater I was in. And I spazzed out right along with them.

My friends and I thought Dr. Manhattan would have made a good plumb bob. I mean, it never wavered from true vertical.

@Prof: That sucks! I've been using those words in everyday language since the show aired. I must sound like an ass.